3 Tips That Will Make You Live Forever

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We love when somebody gives us a list of tips and tricks to succeed don’t we?  We just want it to be laid out in front of us as easily as possible.  No researching, no training, no time wasted on effort.  We’re busy damn it!  We have selfies to take and trending topics to discuss.  Now knowing how I operate, how many of you REALLY thought I was going to give you 3 tips to live forever?  How many clicked on this just to find out…?

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Self-Motivation Is a Bitch

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Some of you may know that I recently decided to make a HUGE life altering decision.  After seven years of working in a corporate environment, I made the choice to leave my job and pursue other avenues.  A move that not only affects my career, but my life and other’s lives as well.  Writing and speaking to whoever wants to listen (thanks Mike) has become a passion of mine that I would like to follow.  If you were not already aware of this change, well, consider yourself informed.  Now all I ask is that you tell your friends about my fantastic articles… After all, I need to keep a roof over my head.

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A Little Bit of Luck

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Race lotteries.  You either love them or you hate them.  Picture this… You finally talked yourself into signing up for that run that’s been on your “to do list” for the last two years.  You’re both physically and mentally prepared this time.  After you fill out all of the information and the registration is complete, you receive an email.  It usually reads something along the lines of, “We’ll get back to you in a month with your status – good luck!”  Slowest. Month. Ever.

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10 Reasons I Hate the Corporate Office

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Have you ever been sitting at your place of employment pondering what the weather looks like outside?  Unless you’re one of the lucky ones, chances are your path to the window goes through your boss’s office.  Ahhh good old Corporate America, where people’s souls go to die.  I’ve had the privilege unfortunate chance of working in this land of joy for several years now.  With that said, I’ve compiled a list, in no particular order, of 10 reasons why I hate working in the corporate office.  I’m sure many of you can relate…

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How Would You like Your Buzz?

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So this one may be painful to even think about, maybe even your worst nightmare.  What if I asked you to choose between coffee and alcohol?  NO!!!  I know it just sounds evil doesn’t it?  That’s like trying to choose your favorite child.  (Ok maybe that’s a little over the top.)  But, which would you decide to give up for a set amount of time?
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Turn off the Tube!

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Did you know that the average American spends 5 hours a day watching television?  Yet, all I hear about on the news is how we should spend 20 minutes a day exercising.  20 minutes… Really?  We want 5 minute abs and 12 minute results but we spend 5 hours planted in front of the TV.  I have to be joking right…?
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A Holiday Ode to the Brewers

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America!  Or, as you college kids like to say nowadays, ‘Murica… Either way, this is the land of the free and the home of the brave.  This is the country that builds shitty cars, makes Twinkies, and watches Drunk History.  It’s only right that we should be brewing our own beer.  Our four founding fathers brewed beer because even they didn’t like drinking yellow fizzy stuff.  And they had wooden teeth…
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